Ok cloud. I see you up there.
You big dumb pile of fluffy bullshit.
Hey, cloud: I have a question-
Why are you so stupid?
What do you even look like, anyway?
“Oh, I’m a fish with a hat!
Now I’m some leaves!
Now I’m a dragon with no nose!”
Cumulonimbus? More like cumulonimbASS!
You puffy bastard, I bet you don’t even
Have an opinion on the debt ceiling.
I bet you can’t even
carry a conversation about the upcoming elections.
America’s headed in the wrong direction, they say.
Our society is under attack, they say.
They ask me what I’m doing about it.
But what are YOU doing about it? Eh, cloud?
Are you even listening, you wispy motherfucker?
Riddle me this, you marshmallowy nutsack:
What are the profit margins on picturesque skylines?
Oh thats right,
Thats not even a thing.
Great. Now you’re dissipating.
Sure, just run away whenever anything gets tough,
is that what they teach you in cloud school?
Everyone eventually turns into their parents.
- sorryaboutthemess posted this